Sr. High Treehouse, part deux

-"this may be a peculiar thing to say, but you look like someone who would die in childhood."
-"and he said, 'you look like someone who would die in childbirth'" "no! childhood! childhood!"
-"you look like Juno....." "don't say that! that makes her mad!"
-Gowan scaling the hard side of the rock wall in 26 seconds, Gowan walking around blindfolded, us attaching Gowan to the rock wall with carabiners and him then ripping one of his beltloops out to get loose, Gowan climbing the hardest path on the rock wall blindfolded
-conversations about all the crimes you could commit and get more time than mary winkler did when she shot her husband, including: illegally reproducing a film, killing an endangered bat, running from the game warden, etc etc
-*baby voice* "'top it! 'top that! no, no, no!"
-being a creeper with Kellie and taking pictures of Purple
-calling Alix and Thomas "Purple"
-finding out Thomas has a black girlfriend back home
-painting Kellie Jones for the dance---both arms multicolored, bright silver spray paint all over her legs
-getting painted up
-reading on the spraypaint can where it says to avoid contact with skin
-painting Truett's entire upper body hulk-green
-"BIScuit!!!"
-"whatever you do, don't go in the outhouse. SERIOUSLY GUYS, DON'T GO IN THE OUTHOUSE."
-"i'm about to say the most serious thing you've ever heard. well, i've got 3 things, actually.
1. i'm thirsty. i just ran all the way up to the ARC for water, and now i'm still thirsty.
2. SERIOUSLY, DON'T GO IN THE OUTHOUSE.
3. BISCUIT."
-"IF I COULD ACCELERATE, YOU WOULD BE HIT RIGHT NOW."---Gowan driving the suicide bus.
-"Gowan, pedal to the metal!" "I'm sorry! I'm flooring it and it's only going 35!"
-"we made it to 45!"
-the guy who runs Flatwoods picking on Biscuit throughout his entire speech
-Gowan holding up a potted plant at the dance, and all the Wilderness campers dancing in a circle around it
-Gowan running up to couples and sticking a trashcan in between them yelling, "Leave room for Jesus! Leave room for the Holy Spirit!"
-forming a conga line and running through all the couples during the slow dance
-THE WILDERNESS DANCE TO MICHAEL JACKSON'S "BEAT IT" (i will never listen to that song the same way)
-Gowan's dance
-Gowan's stripper video from 7th grade being shown by his mother to the entire jr. high camp
-Alix NOT being a morning person
-the green-paint smiley face on Kellie (a.k.a. Smileyboob)'s boob that she did not put there, and we couldn't figure out who put it there
-the communal stick of Old Spice
-spraying Febreeze on each other Saturday morning
-getting distracted during worship planning "No! this is Satan tempting us! NO!"
-getting killed by Ski Clinic at water polo
-killing Ski Clinic in soccer; outnumbering Ski Clinic 12-8 in the soccer game
-the stick figures on the Ski Clinic t-shirt being gender-obvious
-Mo being a creeper and taking pics of everybody when they weren't looking; she took 1300+ pics in all
-Katrina walking up to Tyler and giving him a passionate hug, and then suddenly pushing him away yelling, "Get off me!!"
-at worship when me, Alyssa, and Kellie kept playing with the candles and accidentally putting them out, and then Alyssa started guarding her special candle while i tried to put it out, only to have Gowan walk up behind us and blow it out
-water wars with Alyssa
-"Remember guys, you're in a public place now.........."
-Alix crying after the last worship, and then Gowan walking up.....
*in a feminine voice* "I hear this is where I come for a good time? My name is Jonathan, I like long walks on the beach, and bicycles, and flowers, and long walks on the beach, and horses, but not horses with tails.. Horses with tails scare me because it seems like zombies could grab them while I'm trying to run away... Um, so, my name is Jonathan, and I like a good time, I'm here for a good time, and you can find me and hit me up on the FBook, or the MSpace, or the World Wide Web.." and he just kept going on until we were all laughing
-Gowan ripping his shirt off right after the last worship and proclaiming that stripping was his first calling and will always be his fall-back job, and that God loves strippers too.
and sooooo much more